Pity the plight of poor, poor Dick.

Pity the plight of poor, poor Dick
Born with the curse of a corkscrew prick.

He spent his life in a maddening hunt
searching for a girl with a corkscrew c*nt.

He found one, but, alas, they’re dead.
He had a right, she a left-hand thread.

1080cookie-checkPity the plight of poor, poor Dick.